Start Thanksgiving dinner with a laugh with a side of Thanksgiving humor. Hold the cranberry sauce and pass the Thanksgiving jokes! Our Thanksgiving jokes for kids, turkey jokes and Thanksgiving. Dirty Thanksgiving Jokes. Make your celebrations a little more risque with these dirty Thanksgiving jokes! Suitable for adults only, so as long as you're old enough enjoy them, and happy Thanksgiving! One Thanksgiving, a man walks into his house with a turkey under his arm.
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These funny turkey jokes are good any time of the year, but especially around holidays like Thanksgiving and Christmas. Best of all, they are clean and safe for children of all ages. These turkey jokes are perfect for parents, teachers and children, and are great for Thanksgiving Day (along with our collection of Thanksgiving Jokes). You can. Serve up some of our funny turkey jokes to make the family laugh. Bring some humor to the dinner table with our funny turkey jokes and turkey puns that your kids will gobble up. For seconds, check.